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Rescue Boring Walls and Blah-Blah Greeting Cards with Fine Art, Finally!
Wall Art, Greeting Cards and the Custom Shop
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Art so good, the walls get more attention than the fridge.
Fix My Boring WallHigh-end staring contests, delivered to your door.
Let’s be honest: your wall has been boring for years. It’s time to give it a personality. Our Premium Giclée prints are produced with archival inks on paper so thick it makes your current posters look like gas station receipts. These aren't "background pieces"—these are the pieces that make you late for work because you got lost in the brushstrokes while drinking your morning coffee.
Museum-Grade: Designed to last longer than your mortgage.Vivid Detail: So sharp you’ll want to touch it (please don't, but we get it).
Distraction Level: Critical.
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Fine-Art Greetings so eye-opening, they'll actually open to read the inside.
Order Cards They’ll Actually KeepA card they won't throw away in three days.
Most greeting cards end up in a shoebox or the recycling bin before the week is out. These are the exception. We’ve taken our high-fidelity Giclée art and shrunk it down to a pocket-sized masterpiece. It’s basically a miniature art gallery in an envelope. Whether you're saying "Happy Birthday" or "Sorry I forgot your birthday," do it with a card that’s nice enough to be matted and framed.
Warning: May result in the recipient liking the card more than the actual gift. -
Gifts that aren't GIFs and still make them smile.
Make My Cat FamousTurn "Meh" into a Masterpiece
Have a photo that almost looks like a masterpiece? Or a napkin sketch that deserves a gallery wall? Welcome to the Custom Shop. We don't just print your files; we remaster, upscale, and (if you’re feeling bold) Photoshop them into one-of-a-kind spectacles. Whether we’re fixing the lighting on a family portrait or turning your cat into a Renaissance general, we’ll make sure your personal art is as distracting as everything else we sell.
1. Upload your "meh" photo.2. We apply the magic (upscaling, remastering, and creative surgery).
3. You get a framed masterpiece that makes people ask, "Wait, is that actually you?"
Be In Awe of Your Walls
Our original art's stunning designs tell a story on their own. These high-end Giclée prints can be framed and matted or send to you as is for you to enjoy in your own frame.
Fine-Art Cards They'll Cherish
You can send a card or you can send a fine-art, Giclée printed piece of art. It's like the exclamation point you'll never have to write in a greeting card - XOXO
Custom Shop
Prepare to be blown away! Turn your artwork, family photos, drawings, kids art - just about anything you've captured over the years - and break it out of the screen and view it in real life, where it should be.
Reach Out and Touch Somebody
If you remember that line and don't have to Google it to find out what phone company created it, you're as old as I am. Congrats on making it this far. That also means you remember how intimately and personally invested in we were in our personal relationships back in the day. I'm trying to get more people back on track with that feeling with high-end, fine-art that anybody can create from memories they've collected through the years. We can turn practically anything into a high-end print or greeting card that anybody would love to put on display in their home.